The HurpDerp System for Calling Team BLD
Team BLD is a fun unofficial event in which two competitors participate as a team to solve a 3x3, with one competitor being "the eyes" and the other competitor "the hands". "The eyes" can never touch the puzzle, and "the hands" is blindfolded and is never allowed to see the puzzle. The participants can communicate, usually verbally.Over the years, there have been many Team BLD calling systems for particular steps and triggers (e.g. Burton/Winokur, Berkeley). In 2010, Nathaniel Knopf and I devised a Team BLD ("Tubbo") calling system whose commands are rather...unorthodox. Here it is.
Cross moves, rotations (except x2 and y/y'/y2), and other solvestarting moves are commanded in WCA notation.
Commanded rotations
Cross done x2' 
Spin y 
Spin back y' 
Spin twice y2 
F2L basic triggers and some cases
Derp R U R' 
Hurp R U' R' 
Flick R' U R 
Push R' U' R 
Big Derp R U2 R' 
Big Hurp R' U2 R 
Sledge R' F R F' 
Hedge F R' F' R 
Hurpaderp R U' R' U R U R' 
I accidentally an F2L F' U R' U2 R U' F 
Business R U2 R' U' R U R' 
Party R' U2 R U R' U' R 

Double sexy (R U R' U')2 
Triple sexy (R U R' U')3 
Furp (F U R U' R' F') (R U' R') 
Derp Sledge R U R2' F R F' 
OLL (2look and some 1look)
Dot 
L for OLL 
Bar for OLL 

Sune 
Antisune 
Headlights 
Chameleon 
Bowtie 
Supafly 
Dbl. Sune 

Fruruf 
Sexy Sledge 
Good C 
Bad C 

Fururf 
4flip 
Sexy Thunder 
Left Sexy Thunder 

Square1 
Square2 
Wario 
Mario 

Fatsune 
Flatsune 
F Dbl. Sexy F' 
Sarah's L 
PLL
CW A 
CCW A 
E 
F 
G fa 
G fo 
G ra 
G ro 
H 
J 
L 
Na 
Nb 
groan 
R 
T 
CW U 
CCW U 
V 
Y 
Z 
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